it's domino time...

Summer is here and we in Brooklyn are down with the hot games. Player up, yo!

brooklyn shadows

and down we go

As if today couldn't get any better.... Ryan(photo of skinned knee, not showing sore jaw and fucked back) and I were minding our own business and walking down the street to hear "Hey white guy". Then faster than you can say MAN DOWN Ryan was thrown to the ground by three guys and then I was promptly thrown down as well. Kick duck and roll, kick duck and roll, and run across the street. They apparently didn't want any money but just wanted to prove they were tuff. Way to go boys! Thanks for the thrills. Welcome to Bed-Stuy!

ticket time!

So you might ask yourself what I got a ticket for. Was it because I was selling crack to local school kids, was I selling coke out of a local bar, maybe a double homicide, or maybe performing inappropriate conduct on the subway, perhaps building a large structure without a permit??? OH NO NO! Ladies and gentleman I was, now sit down for this one.... RIDING MY BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK! That's right, driving on a sidewalk for LESS THAN 10 FEET and the motherfucking paddy wagon pulls up in front of me and cuts me off all the while they are going down A ONE WAY STREET TWO BLOCKS to give me a ticket. There were about 8 rookies in the police van and two of them came to give me a ticket. OK, moving on... now I can pay my fine and move along and accept that I was in the wrong..... OH BUT NO NO!! I have a court summons that I have to appear at so there isn't a WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST!!!!! Way to go Bed-Stuy police, keeping the neighborhood safe!

great sticker

This was the funniest thing I saw yesterday.